I was doing g front handspring front, overrotated and landed completely on my face, earning a collective gasp/scream of terror from the parents, coaches and teammates. This conversation ensued:
Me: *gets up to do it again*
Coach : lie down.
Me: no, I'm fine. Nothing hurts!
Coach : get.on.the.floor.
Me: I'm okay though. It was actually pretty fun. If I would have stayed tucked up I so would have down a double front...
Coach: THAT WAS NOT FUN AND LIE DOWN.
Me: at least let me go to vault and lie down there so I'm not in the way...
Coach; LIE DOWN OR YOU WILL DO CONDITIONING!
Me: Better then lying down.
Coach: Lie down or... ILL TAKE YOU TO THE HOSIPITAL!!!!!
Other coach: are you okay?
me: oh yeah I'm fine. Xxxx coach is just overreacting a bit
Other coach: I know you're fine- I was wondering if xxxx coach is okay!!!
I found it pretty funny. Everyone thought I had a concussion because I NEVER talk like that to my coach but really I was just blazing mad that she wouldn't let me go try again without looking me over!