there's a beam, in my garden, dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a beam in my garden, dear Liza a beam.
get it out then, dear gymnast, dear gymnast, dear gymnast, get it out then dear gymnast, dear gymnast, out it.
but the carpet has dropped off, dear Liza, dear Liza, the carpet has dropped off, dear Liza dropped off.
throw the carpet "down under", dear gymnast, dear gymnast, throw the carpet down under, down under, away.
and the carpet's gone moldy, dear Liza, dear Liza, and the carpet's gone moldy, dear Liza, gone mold.
no cover be found soon, dear gymnast, dear gymnast, no cover be found soon, dear gymnast, no found.
throw the beam in the garbage dear gymnast, dear gymnast, throw the beam in the garbage, the garbage that beam.
or use it as compost, dear gymnast, dear gymnast, or use it as compost, dear gymnast, compost.
http://www.songsforteaching.com/childrenssongslyrics/artists/twoofakind/s/theresaholeinthebucket.mp3
for those that don't know it. that's all.