- Jun 20, 2010
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i have a message from Pars:
"Hello Everyone, my name is Pars. My last name is Interarticulars. They call me Pars for short. I am a part of the vertebra located between the inferior and superior articular processes [my Mother] of the facet joint [my Father] in the tranverse plane. Please don't have others step on me, especially if I'm small and the stepee is large, because there is a chance that you not only will fracture my name, but could "step on that crack" and break my Mother's back also. This will cause my Father to become very angry as he will then have to support the compromised area ALL BY HIMSELF. Like most Father's, my Dad is very strong. But overtme he will become fatigued from the extra work and then the repeated attempts of someone stepping on his already injured family. At some point, and without warning, my Father will break to. We will then have to pay a visit to our frenemy the Surgeon."
Sincerely,
Pars Interarticularis & Family![]()
This is great! I'm not sure if I find it more humorous because I'm a physician or not. I may have to forward this to a few colleagues---I'll give you credit.

P.S. I agree to not allowing your kids to be intentionally stepped on and I would even think a second and third time about allowing chiropractic manipulation in kids who still have open growth plates. [There is good literature out there to suggest this is a bad idea.]