Off Topic gymnastics joke thread

[dmytv]

Ok, it's time for a laugh! Who wants to tell some gymnastics jokes?

What did the Vampire Gymnast say to the Vault coach? " I want to TSUK your blood."

What did the Mummy coach say at the end of practice? " Let's wrap this up!"

What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?
" GIANTS"

ok your turn!

 

[Mack_the_Ripper]

I have some but they're not appropriate. They're very funny, though. You'll just have to imagine them.

 

[marie83]

Just saw this one on twitter:

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a two-point deduction and ruins her chances of a medal"

Aww!

 

[LiveLoveTumble]

When all else fails, try doing what your coach suggested in the first place!
Life is... oh wait. I'm a gymnast. I have no life!