Parents 5 Telltale signs that sports moms are crazy

[duyetanh]

You find yourself humming or even singing your daughter's floor routine music in public places...even when there are no words to the song.

You congratulate yourself on a 9.45 parking job and tell yourself it would have been 9.8, but the car parked next to you has its front wheel over the front line which made you a bit too cautious.

You have had to buy an ugly, cheapest leo the gym has because you and your kid forgot your kid's leo and it would be an hour round trip from her school to get one and God forbid she misses practice.

Because you have forgot, you now have a bag of leos in your car. You also have a bag of pjs for your kid to change into after gym. And a bag of underwear.

You give up your water bottle for your kid because she left hers at school.

And you would give up anything for your kid. Because she is your whole world.

 

[MILgymFAM]

Omg, yes! We have two spare leos, shorts and socks (for T&T), scrunchies, hair ties, a brush, hair needle/thread, hairspray, beef jerky, an empty water bottle, and a spare drawing tablet with colored pencils all tucked in an emergency bag in the trunk. When we lived in socal we kept two emergency bathing suits in the glove box for spur of the moment beach trips. That's nothing compared to the level of prepared I am now! Ha ha.

 

[Iwannabemargo]

you have water spray, hair brush, comb, two cans of hairspray, nail polish remover and a box of clips, hair grips and elastics in the car.

 

[COz]

Nail clippers. I think I now have nail clippers in every bag I own.

 

[skschlag]

I have honey, extra wrist bands, bandaids, gauze, and extra socks....

 

[OrangeArt]

You give up your water bottle for your kid because she left hers at school.

And you would give up anything for your kid. Because she is your whole world.

I can definitely relate to these two!

 

[Committed]

How about:

You spend more time thinking about your child's nutrition and eating habits than your own.
You feel like you should have a six-pack, too, because you watched enough of her workout hours, you feel like you deserve something for it!

 

[peginer]

I feel like after watching hours of my children doing giants on bars and tumbling on the floor that I could easily do it too!!

 

[duyetanh]

Omg I don't, lol...I can't even walk a straight line, and I don't drink!

 

[wgymmom]

There is only so much time and money, have to make the best of the travel.

LOL, optionals at our gym do one big meet in FL, which is a pretty long drive. Hence, we will certainly need a hotel. And if we're going to be there and have a hotel room, we'd better take advantage of being there and let the girls see the ocean...