This was inspired by the thread in the parent's forum on embarrassing things kids do in public. As I can't post over there, but I've heard PLENTY of stuff from the kids I coach, I though I'd start one here! I've coached predominantly preschoolers but have also worked with level 1-3 kids (T&T) so they're mostly younger, and we all know how kids will say anything at that age...
Some that I, or my fellow coaches, have heard include:
"I'm in foster care right now till my mom and dad learn how to 'work it out'."
"My mom is going to have a baby!" (No... she wasn't.)
"My daddy brought me today because my mommy threw up."
I know there have got to be more, but that's all that comes to mind at the moment... so, what are some that y'all have heard?
Some that I, or my fellow coaches, have heard include:
"I'm in foster care right now till my mom and dad learn how to 'work it out'."
"My mom is going to have a baby!" (No... she wasn't.)
"My daddy brought me today because my mommy threw up."
I know there have got to be more, but that's all that comes to mind at the moment... so, what are some that y'all have heard?