I swear to god I get better qualified candidates from an Indeed posting seeking kitchen help then USAG's BOD can find. At this point, I feel like Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and screamed PUNK'D! I mean, for real... are they just trolling us at this point or what?
Athletes, coaches and fans: We need a leader that understands sexual abuse and cultures of silence, that supports athletes having a voice, is in no way associated with Nassar and associated crimes, and can get some sponsors on board so our athletes can get some freaking warm-ups. Also, the GOAT gymmast is a current USAG national team member, and she is a black woman who is sponsored by Nike. Oh, and one more thing... after the MLT debacle, vet their socials, mmmkay?
USAG: We're hiring a racist Trumper who was a principal at Faegre Baker Daniels (the firm that proposed the whole "Nassar is just sick" excuse that basically allowed him to keep working at MSU for more than a year after they knew of his abuse), has issues with athletes and free speech, and who alienates a potential sponsor (who also happens to sponsor both USAG's biggest star and the USOC). Social media highlights include tweets in support of the Nike boycott that is a response to an athlete of color using his voice to peacefully protest racism in America and retweeting Project Veritas.
Athletes, coaches and fans: *face palm*