3 quotes that made me snort coffee....(not good first thing in the morning!)
Imagine if Simone had fallen five times on floor. You would have...still won.
he last two days brought the opportunity for the MAGs to strap themselves into their manitards, chalk up the Pbars using pointillism, and turn to the women to say, "You thought you had a nightmare day this week? That's adorable. We've been getting 6s in execution before you were even born, thank you."
It wasn't a particularly glorious day for the US, one that got less glorious and more "why are you on the ground just now, honey?" as the competition went on.
