These made me LOL this morning. I'll play along and add:
-When your DD attends track camp, and after the first sprint the high school coach (who she's never met before) says "you must be a great vaulter".
-When your DD later attempts hurdles, trips, and completes a forward roll to applause and a coach-stated "That was flawless. Why don't you go try long jump?". (And you later get an email asking if your kid is interested in working with a pole vault coach during the school year.)
-when trying to find any clothing that fits DD well leads to a mini-meltdown of my own