Off Topic Just for the ladies.

[iwannacoach]

I was sitting and thinking this past weekend, which is a whole lot more than just sitting, and I realized I forgot a few of the gym mom's birthdays, and completely forgot most of you on mothers day. I hope you'll consider the rest of this post an effort to make amends for my insensitive oversight.......


One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........

......then He made the earth round.

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I hope this evens the score......IWC

 

[SurpriseGymMom]

Lol! I especially liked the instruction manual one, definitely true in our household!

 

[Flossyduck]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's just what I needed to start my day with a good giggle

 

[cbifoja]

Amazingly, I've never heard a single one of these but love them all! In my biology class, I begin my genetics unit by asking the class if they know what the most debilitating generic disorder is....and as high school students, they don't. About half of them get it when I tell them it is possession of a Y chromosome. Then they get to groan and mumble that I'm a dork and we're off with our unit.

 

[Gymdad2]

GO BUCKS!!!!!

 

[wandrewsjr]

Iwannacoach, when I saw the title of your thread, I was expecting to see a link to this video of Sam

 

[Learning Parent GB]

Well that video doesn't play in the UK. I'm watching him in the finals at the moment and that smile is making me very between thinking how cocky he is or whether he is just happy and all-American-guy goodlooking.

 

[iwannacoach]

I think the poor girl at :38 to :40 is trying hard to sneak a peek without looking obvious.

 

[wandrewsjr]

Well that video doesn't play in the UK. I'm watching him in the finals at the moment and that smile is making me very between thinking how cocky he is or whether he is just happy and all-American-guy goodlooking.

Sam is most definitely not cocky. He is just happy to be there, competing with the rest of the best in the world.

 

[Learning Parent GB]

I thought that at the end. What was the thing with him punching a photo of someone after one of the events though?

 

[gymgymgymnast08]

Iwannacoach, when I saw the title of your thread, I was expecting to see a link to this video of Sam

Thank you so much for this video! I shared it with all my facebook friends. Sam is awesome