further downthread i will address the USAG level system, the several reasons it was implemented, and where we are today in our perfect storm. for the present, i must set you up with a bit of education about gymnastics and what is learned that cannot be readily seen.
i would like you to personalize the word gymnastics for just a moment. for this presentation we will call it a noun. a name. you pick for your DS or DD. jimgymnastics. jannastics. the pinnacle definition of coach, parent, and master all in one. supreme wisdom. the holy grail of expectation for modern day gymnastics. gymnastics shows no bias. gymnastics does not discriminate. gymnastics treats ALL with fairness across the mat. and to reiterate...gymnastics is the most difficult sport, and possibly experience, your child will ever endeavor. i will begin with jimnastics.
for jimgymnastics, he says the following:
1. johnny, don't get to cocky when you have accomplished your 10 circles in a row, on pommel horse, then smirk at your teamates. when you least expect it, i will have you smack your shin, or smash your crotch on one of the pommels, and then i will throw you from the horse uncontrollably. you WILL learn humility. you are not bigger than me or your teamates. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
2. johnny, do not cheat when doing dips and handstand push-ups at parallel bars. your coach said 20. he meant 20. and done in 20 seconds. if you don't, and when you need that extra reserve conditioning strength at the end of a routine at an important competition the most, i will unexpectedly, and without a warning, atomic drop your body to a faceplant 7 feet down to the mat in front of everyone. including your grandparents, and scare whatever life they have left in them right out of them. this will cause them to ask your mom and dad if it's a good idea that their grandchild is learning my trade and it looks dangerous. your mom and dad will be embarassed by the inquiry. but that's okay. parents were made to embarass their children. you will learn discipline and never to cheat on your conditioning. the last handstand, whether pressing up or swinging to a handstand before a dismount on parallel bars, will be the most strenuous hold of muscular instability you may encounter 2nd only to still rings. so the same rules apply to rings. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say. rings is even further from the ground.
3. johnny, do not double bounce your teamate and best friend on the trampoline when your coaches turn their backs. you know the rule is 1 at a time and no horseplay. and never double bouncing. if you don't heed my warning, i will have the trampoline sheer off the tibial head of what used to be your best friend. you will throw up. you will have headaches and feel awful for days after learning your friend had to have surgery and will be out of training for 4-6 months. you will learn to comply with all of my rules and even those that you don't understand as they apply to things that look like fun. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
4. johnny, you have been told countless times to pay attention and not pass in front of another athlete when they are tumbling or vaulting. if you don't heed my warning, i will plant the thought of knocking you down into the mind of the most powerful female gymnast in your program. public humiliation by a female athlete are one of the tools that i use to correct behaviour. if your parents were not able to finish your education as it applies to looking both ways before you cross the street, then i will have to do that. and if i am unsuccessful teaching you to yield in traffic and follow the rules of the road, then more likely than not you will be an accident statistic at State Farm.
5. johnny, punching or kicking the equipment is not the appropriate way to deal with what i need you to learn. heed my warning, or the next time you kick one of my children you will be dealt a hand or foot fracture. and i will patiently wait to make this happen the week before your regional competition. you will learn patience and perserverance and to respect the process of learning AND never to kick or punch something that does not belong to you. acting out this way is unbecoming of a gymnast. our historical demeanor is ancient. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
6. johnny, you will have days at school, that when found out, you will be made fun of and teased because you do gymnastics. you will hear other boys and their dads say untowardly stupid things about your sport as it relates to other perceived manly sports. if this happens, please don't fret. make a new friend. remember, your other friend is out with that surgery because of your horseplay. so, lets do something productive for mankind and your redemption and educate your new friend about the benefits of gymnastics. talk to your coach about inviting him to a practice. don't forget to tell your coach that your new friend to be plays football. i have already instructed your coach what needs to be done when he learns that your friend to be is a football player. and your friend will then stay for your usual conditioning program. but your coach added cardio that day so that your new friend can see all that gymnastics encompasses and some of what i have to offer. half way thru your friend will break down, start crying, and then summarily vomit. don't be alarmed. he will survive as surely as you did. you will not believe the new friends, in a new circle, that you will have made the following week in school. others will do what i say also. learn by my spirited and well intended techniques. i am the master of behaviour modification. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
7. johnny, you have been repeatedly told to not 'clap' or crazily throw the chalk ifrom the bucket. heed my warning or i will instruct the coach to inform your parents that you will now be manning the vacuum every sunday at 6:00 a.m. you will vacuum all of the chalk and to include the girls area also. this will take about 3 hours and will surely anger your parents. this will anger your parents to such a degree, and because for a period of time they will not be able to go to church and then to brunch with your grandparents as they usually do every sunday, that they will consider sunday a lost cause and have you wake up at 4:00 a.m. to clean your room, and before you must go vacuum the gym, because gym practice takes up most of your time and your room is a mess. you will learn respect for your things as well as others. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
8. johnny, don't be worried when you enter middle school or high school. when you are confronted with the pressure of others that want to drag you down the depressing and potentially life ending road of drugs and alcohol, you will already know that saying "no" is much easier than accomplishing that 100 circle club that you just joined the day before. i have taught you self respect and pride of what it means to be a gymnast. when you were scared, i taught you to face adversity every time i allowed you to land on your feet. and not your head. from that you learned the meaning of courage. self-respect and courage in the face of adversity will carry you far in your life. i am gymnastics and you will listen when i silently tell you to say no. heed my warning or learn regret. the regret that everything i taught you went down that abysmal and depressing road of drugs and alcohol and you can no longer experience the libido exilir i have already given you in your abilities to enjoy flipping and twisting. and there will be no more trampoline. and maybe forever. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
9. johnny, you will always and forever respect females. i have allowed you the privilege of working and training with them side by side. you have learned that they experience all of the ups and downs that you do. you have learned that they have good days and bad days just like you. you have learned to respect them as athletes and as human beings just as i have taught you to respect me. you have learned that they too are trying as hard as they can to overcome my rigorous demands and expectations. and you see that giving up is not an option for both of you. therefore, you have learned that your work ethics are synonymous. we are same. learn this well and it will take you to a happy and prosperous life one day. i am gymnastics and you will do what i say.
10. johnny, there are no guarantees in life or in sports. i will teach you that you can accomplish almost anything, and things that your friends will never do, and that not making it to the olympics is all right. i will teach you that your dream which I planted in your mind are found on the longest road you will ever travel. the road named process. it will be on this road that i will teach you that you are who you will become because of the process, and not that you failed in not becoming who you thought you would be at the end of that road. and when you are done with me you will take your learning process to heights that you could never achieve on my trampoline. and in yellow paint written along process road you will experience sacrifice. that of your own. and that of all the others that were right behind you to get you to the end of the road. you will always respect the sacrifice that others have made for you. this includes every gymnast that came before you. and you will always respect that road. i am gymnastics and i am done.